1 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:11,224 Left! 3rd! 2 00:01:23,108 --> 00:01:30,847 Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean machine, No.10. 10 like Zidane! 3 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:36,773 30 meters, left! Brake! 4 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:42,521 World rally champion in '98 and '99... 5 00:01:42,692 --> 00:01:46,306 winner of the Paris - Dakar: The man to beat! 6 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:52,814 Left, top speed! 7 00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:59,022 Get a move on! We'll get slaughtered. 8 00:01:59,192 --> 00:02:00,898 I’m flat out! 9 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:07,269 The guy behind's flatter out! Watch out! 10 00:02:07,442 --> 00:02:12,478 He's flashing me! Isn't that Vatanen? 11 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,059 No, a taxi! 12 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:19,687 Move your crate! I’m working here! 13 00:02:19,858 --> 00:02:23,639 Is it the right road? - Short cut! 14 00:02:23,817 --> 00:02:24,765 Short cut. 15 00:02:24,942 --> 00:02:27,691 Don't let a taxi win! - No way. 16 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:35,603 Sorry, folks. A tourist's blocks the road! 17 00:02:35,775 --> 00:02:37,849 It looks more like a race car. 18 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:41,148 It's just a clown in a "babe magnet"! 19 00:02:41,317 --> 00:02:44,398 A taxi on our tail sure looks bad! 20 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:46,190 I’ll shake him now. 21 00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:50,731 He rammed me! 22 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,982 Enough! We'll be here all week! 23 00:03:02,692 --> 00:03:05,310 Nearly there, lady. 24 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:14,230 Why... why are there so many people here? 25 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,474 They're in vacation. 26 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:18,191 Oh, right! 27 00:03:18,858 --> 00:03:21,062 C'mon, Jean-Louis! - Bravo, Jean-Louis! 28 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:25,227 No.10... It’s not Schlesser! 29 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,809 A taxi. 30 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,184 I didn't catch his number. 31 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:47,390 17 minutes 25 secs! 32 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:53,023 People always throw up after! Never during! 33 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,601 OK, lady? 34 00:03:56,317 --> 00:03:59,268 Who's it for? - Her! Her water broke! 35 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:00,851 May I? 36 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:06,435 You're giving birth! - Well, I ain't knitting! 37 00:04:06,608 --> 00:04:08,682 Get the gear! We'll do it here! 38 00:04:08,858 --> 00:04:13,267 Hey, doc, I gotta run. Use the ground, not my seat! 39 00:04:13,442 --> 00:04:15,516 Water's broken! 40 00:04:15,692 --> 00:04:17,101 Water breaks? 41 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,101 Push! 42 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:24,150 Breathe! Push! 43 00:04:30,108 --> 00:04:31,518 Hi, Lilly. 44 00:04:31,692 --> 00:04:35,022 30 minutes late for lunch with my folks! 45 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,933 Yeah, I’m on my way. 46 00:04:37,108 --> 00:04:42,264 Daniel, you're finally meeting my Dad. He's expecting you! 47 00:04:42,442 --> 00:04:45,144 This is a super-big emergency! 48 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:47,888 What are my folks? Diesel? 49 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:49,476 Lilly, come on! 50 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:54,224 Mom's edgy, Dad's pacing the floor. But hey, take your time! 51 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,979 I can't help it, I’m stuck tight here! 52 00:05:01,442 --> 00:05:04,144 "Stuck"? Who's yelling? 53 00:05:04,317 --> 00:05:05,726 It’s... a woman. 54 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,728 Thanks! I guessed that much! What's up? 55 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:14,356 I’m just watching. It’s not what you think, you hear me? 56 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:18,471 I can hear that bitch! Is it someone I know? 57 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:22,265 No! I don't know her either! I just met her! 58 00:05:22,442 --> 00:05:24,349 Oh, I feel it now! 59 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,934 I feel it! 60 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:30,390 Don't fuck with me! 61 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:34,311 You've got some slut there while I wait for you! 62 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:38,607 No! This big woman's yelling 'cause her water snapped! 63 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:43,100 Her husband's here. - Husband, too? A threesome in a car! 64 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:47,518 Oh, no! Someone tell her! I don't know I can. 65 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:50,015 Here! This is your fault. 66 00:05:50,192 --> 00:05:54,138 I’m the husband. It’s marvellous! 67 00:05:55,358 --> 00:05:58,060 Daniel, he's dead meat! 68 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:03,223 He's all shook up, that's all. Want to talk to the doctor? 69 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,106 A doctor, too! 70 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:07,894 Lilly, I swear it's the truth! 71 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:11,681 The baby's coming out. 72 00:06:11,858 --> 00:06:15,639 It’s a baby, I swear! - A baby? 73 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:18,305 I see the head! I think it's a head! 74 00:06:18,483 --> 00:06:19,893 Your baby? 75 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:23,811 No, it's not! He's nothing like me I swear! 76 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:27,563 He's as wrinkly as an old garden gnome! 77 00:06:28,775 --> 00:06:30,184 Marvellous! 78 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:33,356 You're messing me about! - Just listen! 79 00:06:33,525 --> 00:06:39,392 This woman just gave birth. Outside the clinic, in my taxi! 80 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:42,767 She's ruined my back seat! 81 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:47,681 Don't hit that poor kid! I can't hear a thing now! 82 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:50,062 Marvellous! 83 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:52,804 You be there when I give birth! 84 00:06:52,983 --> 00:06:57,356 I can sit and wait if you like. This place looks fine. 85 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:59,432 You got 10 minutes! 86 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:02,682 Not twins? Is it a wrap? 87 00:07:02,858 --> 00:07:05,560 No offence, but I gotta run! 88 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:07,976 Ah, hon! 89 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:10,224 Problem with your friend? 90 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,607 An emergency at the hospital. A difficult birth. 91 00:07:14,775 --> 00:07:20,724 I understand. Saving lives all day. I respect that. 92 00:07:26,608 --> 00:07:30,353 I don't know what to say. You were wonderful! 93 00:07:30,525 --> 00:07:34,981 I know! - I hope you won't lose your license. 94 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,934 I don't have one! 95 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:46,100 I am quite pleased... moved, even... 96 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:50,221 to give you... your first... 97 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,307 driver's... 98 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:53,893 license! 99 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,271 You sure? - Yep! 100 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,646 I don't want to twist your arm. 101 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:02,147 No doubt about it, it's just fine! 102 00:08:02,317 --> 00:08:05,268 It’s not 'cause it's my 27th time? 103 00:08:05,442 --> 00:08:08,191 Your 100th time would be the same! 104 00:08:08,358 --> 00:08:11,641 You're ready. Really ready. 105 00:08:12,817 --> 00:08:15,519 OK, I accept. - That's fine. 106 00:08:15,692 --> 00:08:18,939 I’ll back out. - No! 107 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:20,435 Leave it! 108 00:08:20,608 --> 00:08:22,018 Don't touch! Leave it! 109 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:24,561 I’ll do it! I’ll sort it out! 110 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:28,181 We'll sort it out! 111 00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:30,349 Don't I have my license? 112 00:08:30,525 --> 00:08:34,471 Yes, you do! But don't go to extremes. 113 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:36,890 Take it smoothly. 114 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:39,520 Your license is in your hand. 115 00:08:39,692 --> 00:08:43,732 Now you go home. On foot! See? 116 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,515 I see. I’ll call tomorrow in case you regret it. 117 00:08:47,692 --> 00:08:52,479 No! I won't be around, nor the following days. 118 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,850 I got transferred to Paris. 119 00:08:56,025 --> 00:09:01,145 This a leaving present? - For my most regular pupil! 120 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:02,940 Yeah, right. 121 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,059 "Regular"! 122 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:11,898 Car Weekly, please. 123 00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:15,808 That's OK. 124 00:09:15,983 --> 00:09:17,606 My pleasure! 125 00:09:24,942 --> 00:09:27,016 Mom, he's here. 126 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,478 Yes, of course! Let's eat! 127 00:09:41,942 --> 00:09:44,146 Sorry, it won't happen again. 128 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,725 Not if you screw this up! My dad's real strict. 129 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:53,143 Oh, come on, deep down, he must be nice. 130 00:09:53,317 --> 00:09:56,350 His daughter's eyes are so blue! 131 00:09:56,525 --> 00:10:00,305 You just be careful! - Don't worry, it'll be OK. 132 00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:04,264 I know I’ll like him, so he'll like me! 133 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,183 Is he a cop? - No! 134 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:10,352 OK, then! Ain't nothing worse than a cop! 135 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:17,768 Dad? I’d like you to meet my boyfriend, Daniel. 136 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,853 You're a doctor? 137 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:29,352 Go on. Knock him dead! 138 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:35,769 Pleased to meet you. I’ve heard so much about you. 139 00:10:35,942 --> 00:10:39,438 Are you deaf or won't you answer? 140 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:45,308 I’m not a doctor. I’m an apprentice! 141 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:47,308 What year? 142 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:51,311 1st. I mean, I’m about to change into 2nd. 143 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:55,228 2nd year? You're not young. - Edmond! 144 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:00,057 What? I’m just inspecting a new recruit. Answer! 145 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,058 Sir, I’m not young, 146 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:05,184 but I’ve done lots of jobs to feed my family... 147 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,515 and pay for my license... studies. 148 00:11:07,692 --> 00:11:11,899 I started when I was 12, so I’ve aged. 149 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,607 What jobs? 150 00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:16,892 I drive a taxi... ambulance. Ambulance! 151 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,306 I got delayed at the clinic. 152 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:24,520 It lets me keep my hand in. Eye in the road, eye on the patient. 153 00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:28,685 2 things at once: you make mistakes! 154 00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:33,930 Excuse me, sir, but I disagree. Just look at you. 155 00:11:34,108 --> 00:11:35,566 Oh? What do you mean? 156 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:38,482 I see a lot of decorations there... 157 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:42,229 proving you've had a successful career. 158 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:47,353 Then I see Lilly: pretty, intelligent, well-educated. 159 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:52,727 You clearly managed to do 2 things at once. 160 00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:57,354 I drove an ambulance, too, in '59 in Algeria. 161 00:11:57,525 --> 00:12:00,014 Eye on the road, eye on the machine gun! 162 00:12:00,192 --> 00:12:04,351 See to the injured later. If they're still alive! 163 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,233 I’d like to see my roast beef! 164 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,848 Affirmative! I’m starving! Forward! 165 00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:16,101 Now, the endurance test: 3 hours of war stories! 166 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:20,269 I’ll slip into neutral and cruise through! 167 00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:27,098 I hurt you? - Not at all. 168 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:31,269 Good. I heard your hip crack. 169 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:34,144 It’s mine! - Let's stop. 170 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,686 I’m fine! 171 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:41,315 I don't want to hurt you, but I’ll be OK. 172 00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,557 I’m OK now. 173 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:49,766 I could've massaged it for you. But if you're OK. Fine! 174 00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,979 The surface pain's gone... 175 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:55,895 but deep down, there's a nagging pain, a stiffness. 176 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,598 Maybe a little massage would ease it. 177 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:06,766 OK, guys, a match to finish, for 5 minutes. Bow! 178 00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:09,893 Change partners? - No. 179 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,899 I really don't want to hurt you. 180 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:16,930 I’m touched by your concern, Emilien. 181 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:28,644 Now I warn you, I started, aged 4. I can teach you a thing or two! 182 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:41,692 Your smile could melt a radiator! You put me off! 183 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,188 Real opponents don't smile! It’s not fair! 184 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,723 Listen up, you sumos! 185 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:01,225 Meeting with the boss in 5 minutes! 186 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,179 What's up? You lost your lenses? 187 00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:09,980 I can see you well enough to kick your ass! 188 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,473 Just trying to help! 189 00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:17,140 You done much judo? - No. 190 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:20,019 Only a couple of times. It’s not my sport. 191 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:24,648 So, what is? - Karate. Far more effective! 192 00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:28,976 Mine's ping-pong. No good in fights, same principle: 193 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,477 Spirit of Rising Sun! 194 00:14:32,775 --> 00:14:34,268 Kon-ichi-wa! 195 00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:37,013 It’s easy. 196 00:14:37,192 --> 00:14:41,268 "Con". "Consummate idiot" like Emilien! 197 00:14:41,442 --> 00:14:43,100 Thanks! 198 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:44,684 Then, "ninny" like... 199 00:14:44,858 --> 00:14:48,520 Sorry, Pétra. It’s just an example. 200 00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:54,060 And "a" as in "aaaa"! Kon-ichi-wa! 201 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,856 Now, you. 202 00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:01,435 Not bad. - What's it mean? 203 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:05,684 It means "hello" in Japanese. And don't forget it! 204 00:15:05,858 --> 00:15:11,725 In under an hour, in ol' Marseille we greet Japan's Defence Secretary. 205 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,728 Mr... Tefu... Techumila. 206 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,649 Mr. Tef... Tejus. Just call him Nip! 207 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,933 The Nip's from Tokyo. 208 00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:28,472 Before the Franco-Japanese summit after Bastille Day in Paris... 209 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:31,897 he's visiting our charming town. Known why? 210 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,892 The climate? 211 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,773 The sights? - Sure. 212 00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:37,767 The food? - The Pastis? 213 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:39,731 The soccer match! 214 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,898 You're a big bunch of nerds! 215 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,515 Our anti-gang training base! 216 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:56,105 The Japs have a problem with the Jacuzzi... Yakuza... 217 00:15:56,275 --> 00:16:01,644 who are even kidnapping members of the government. 218 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:06,190 The Defence Secretary visited England, Germany and France. 219 00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:08,065 Let's get one thing clear: 220 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:12,476 the Krauts and the Limeys mustn't win the contract. 221 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:16,893 Let's make this World Cup II! 222 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:22,518 I put together a detailed operation which I will now explain. 223 00:16:22,692 --> 00:16:27,148 I called it Operation... 224 00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,726 Ninja! 225 00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,814 He's got no more ammo. 226 00:16:35,983 --> 00:16:38,650 Suddenly... no more ammo! 227 00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:41,566 Well, that's only natural. 228 00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:43,440 Yeah, only natural. 229 00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:46,855 I turn to Raymond. Here he is. 230 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,017 I shake him. 231 00:16:51,192 --> 00:16:55,055 "Raymond, your ammo!" I say. No answer! 232 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:57,438 I shake him again! 233 00:16:57,608 --> 00:17:00,393 Then... 234 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,897 he falls sideways. Dead! 235 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,022 Terrible! - My whole unit! 236 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,898 I’m alone. 237 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:13,566 Armoured car's on fire, radio's out and my flask's half-empty! 238 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,938 Oh, no! So, then what? 239 00:17:16,108 --> 00:17:17,898 I prayed! - Well done! 240 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:22,440 That's all I could do. Only a miracle could save me! 241 00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:26,305 A miracle! We're saved! 242 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:29,600 Now what? 243 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:33,520 Edmond, the red phone! 244 00:17:33,692 --> 00:17:37,188 The red phone? Excuse me. 245 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:45,149 General Bertineau speaking. It’s you, Bertrand on the red phone? 246 00:17:45,317 --> 00:17:48,066 Well done, Daniel. You'll get dessert! 247 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,397 My God! I completely forgot! 248 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,481 No problem! I’ll be there! 249 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:56,107 Catastrophe! 250 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,392 We'll wait. - I’ll be 1 hour! 251 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:03,228 I want you right now. - Give me 20 seconds! 252 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,106 The airport, fast! 253 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,898 That's kinda long! 254 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,773 Catastrophe! 255 00:18:19,692 --> 00:18:21,481 Dad! 256 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:25,016 You OK? You hurt? 257 00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:27,934 Catastrophe! 258 00:18:32,775 --> 00:18:35,346 She won't go so good now! 259 00:18:35,525 --> 00:18:40,763 In 15 minutes I’m to greet Japan's Defence Secretary. Catastrophe! 260 00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:45,682 I’ll get you there in time. - Impossible! 261 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,481 Try me, sir! 262 00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,983 Seatbelt, please, Dad. 263 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:20,018 Is this your ambulance? - No, a taxi. 264 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,976 My brother loaned it to me. 265 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:28,724 Save me some dessert. - You can have seconds! 266 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:33,023 Let's go. - Sure! 267 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:15,061 We're crawling 'cause of these tires, but they'll soon warm up! 268 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,691 Don't overheat! 269 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:52,013 Now look, kid. This is the new Cortex 500. 270 00:20:52,192 --> 00:20:54,396 The Rolls Royce of speed traps! 271 00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:59,140 Turn it on. Instant read-out. 272 00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:03,518 Go to the roadside. 273 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:09,605 Put your arm out slightly. 274 00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:16,016 You better learn on the old model. 275 00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:24,769 We're on the highway? - Now I can step on it! 276 00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:27,016 You must like hospitals! 277 00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:30,268 Catastrophe! 278 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:40,641 Chief! We got one! 279 00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:42,226 A biggie: 280 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:46,976 306! 281 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:51,393 I think it was a 406. And not factory-fresh! 282 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,518 306 km/h, moron! Tell others! 283 00:21:56,275 --> 00:22:00,683 A white taxi at 306 km/h. I repeat 306 km/h! 284 00:22:00,858 --> 00:22:02,268 Yup, 306! 285 00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:04,479 We'll get him! 286 00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:09,850 You OK, sir? 287 00:22:16,025 --> 00:22:18,596 It’s him! I must get there! 288 00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:20,433 Change of tactics! 289 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:26,308 What? This isn't it! 290 00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,190 It’s a short cut! 291 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:38,684 Hold on! 292 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,764 I have a UFO on Runway 1! 293 00:23:01,608 --> 00:23:03,564 Yield to aircraft. 294 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:09,807 We have just landed. Outside temperature: 95 degrees. 295 00:23:09,983 --> 00:23:13,894 We hope you enjoyed flying with us! 296 00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:39,311 Excuse me, Captain, a taxi's coming. 297 00:23:40,525 --> 00:23:43,144 I can't hear over the noise! 298 00:23:43,317 --> 00:23:46,184 I repeat: taxi approaching. 299 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,025 I never ordered a taxi. Did you? 300 00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:50,981 No, but I know him. 301 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,442 14 minutes 30 secons! 302 00:24:05,817 --> 00:24:06,231 Great! 303 00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:15,183 Bertineau, why the taxi? 304 00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:18,522 We lost a car. This guy saved my life. 305 00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,641 Con-ninny-a! 306 00:24:34,817 --> 00:24:36,724 What? - What you said. 307 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,309 God help me! 308 00:24:46,358 --> 00:24:47,899 Glad to be here. 309 00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:53,020 Thank you for greeting me in Japanese. 310 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:57,434 Me, Gibert, protect you during your vacation... uh, stay. 311 00:24:57,608 --> 00:25:00,642 Our Secretary. Say hi. This is he. 312 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:02,475 Dear fellow! 313 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,727 I’m honoured to meet you. 314 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:18,643 I’m a member of your security team. We wish you a nice stay. 315 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,357 You speak very well. 316 00:25:20,525 --> 00:25:25,017 A little. If I can help in any way, just ask. 317 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:28,059 Pleased to meet you. 318 00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:35,100 Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese. 319 00:25:37,483 --> 00:25:40,517 I copy. Go back to base. 320 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:59,141 Let us offer you a cocktail. This way. 321 00:25:59,317 --> 00:26:02,398 Does your file say you speak Japanese? 322 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:05,269 Below my measurements. 323 00:26:05,442 --> 00:26:08,191 Guess I stopped there. 324 00:26:08,983 --> 00:26:12,349 Do me a favour, son. See that taxi there? 325 00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:13,934 I sure do! 326 00:26:23,858 --> 00:26:28,516 Love to, lady, but I’m busy. Another time? 327 00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:35,856 Always in the right place! - Know that guy? 328 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:38,514 Bertineau, head of the Med. Basin. 329 00:26:38,692 --> 00:26:40,184 Lilly's dad! - No shit! 330 00:26:40,358 --> 00:26:42,314 I was there for lunch. 331 00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:45,979 Unbelievable! - Yeah, I can't stand the army. 332 00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:51,140 You couldn't stand cops. - I still can't. I can't stand you! 333 00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,391 Well, he seems to like you. 334 00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:57,098 He wants you to come to the cocktail party. 335 00:26:57,275 --> 00:27:00,522 Half cops, half soldiers? That's a nightmare! 336 00:27:00,692 --> 00:27:04,899 Prefer half mechanics, half gas station attendants? 337 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:09,060 Come on. The chat's the same: cars, sport, chicks! 338 00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:12,848 You'll fit in fine. - I’d be ashamed. 339 00:27:13,025 --> 00:27:20,065 Listen. If Bertineau is Lilly's father, he could end up your father-in-law. 340 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:25,223 What will he think if you say no? 341 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,438 One drink, no more. 342 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:40,228 Martini? - My sister's name! 343 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,517 One for the road won't hurt you! 344 00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:46,476 Domo arigato. - The gateau is good. 345 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:51,603 Locally made. Next to the station. 346 00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:55,141 Excuse me. I’ll get you another. 347 00:27:55,317 --> 00:27:58,896 Don't get him too stewed to sign the contract. 348 00:27:59,067 --> 00:28:02,100 No worries, I know what I’m doing. 349 00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:05,308 Just softening him up. He's nearly done! 350 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,723 Is your plan ready? 351 00:28:08,942 --> 00:28:12,639 Sir, it's hearsed and rehearsed to death! 352 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:16,313 It’s fine-turned to the second. 353 00:28:20,358 --> 00:28:23,522 You're not all as I imagined. 354 00:28:23,692 --> 00:28:28,894 No offence, but a bright 2nd-year medical student... 355 00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:32,895 I thought you'd be more... 356 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:37,143 Pimply? - Right. And a slower driver! 357 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:41,061 Yes, he's the "fastest" doctor I know. 358 00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:45,974 Well, I’m very grateful. Gratefully indebted to you! 359 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:49,480 Ask me anything, but Lilly's hand! 360 00:28:50,692 --> 00:28:54,436 'Course not! I can't think of anything else. 361 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,725 Valid 1 year, parts and labour! 362 00:28:59,608 --> 00:29:02,523 Excuse me. - Go ahead. 363 00:29:02,692 --> 00:29:06,057 Emilien, start of Operation Ninja. 364 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:09,315 Pétra, watch him. - Watch me? 365 00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:13,607 Friends with cops? - No, only with one. 366 00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:17,472 Good! It’s rare. Most youths are anti-cops... 367 00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:22,189 anti-army, anti-everything! They want to kill the father figure. 368 00:29:22,358 --> 00:29:25,309 Sir, my patients are waiting. 369 00:29:25,483 --> 00:29:30,721 Wait! 5 more minutes. You'll find this very interesting. 370 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:54,811 Selling the Japs Peugeot? - Nothing's impossible! 371 00:29:54,983 --> 00:29:56,974 This is the Cobra. 372 00:29:57,150 --> 00:30:01,724 Specially designed to protect visiting dignitaries. 373 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,606 Titanium bodywork. 374 00:30:03,775 --> 00:30:07,769 The multiple side panels can resist any bullet! 375 00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:10,430 Missile detectors, front and back! 376 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:14,104 Coating: Phantom! Solid tires! 377 00:30:14,275 --> 00:30:17,273 It’s linked to the Atlas satellite... 378 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:21,731 and if necessary, can be piloted from HQ. 379 00:30:22,858 --> 00:30:24,434 Now, the engine. 380 00:30:25,942 --> 00:30:27,351 Ninja! 381 00:30:30,983 --> 00:30:32,891 Nice noise for a V12. 382 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:37,309 V12 engine, twin turbos. Voice-activated! 383 00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:40,054 Top speed: 320 km/h! 384 00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:44,393 Range: 900 km. From Paris to Marseille. 385 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:48,228 2 airbags in front, 2 in back, 4 at the sides. 386 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,188 8 in all for maximum protection. 387 00:30:53,358 --> 00:30:57,601 Ladies and gentleman, this car is like France: 388 00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:59,398 indestructible! 389 00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:06,479 That's just 'cause we set it to ultra-sensitive. 390 00:31:06,650 --> 00:31:10,063 It’s usually on normal! 391 00:31:12,442 --> 00:31:14,314 See the balloons? 392 00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:17,054 Useful against thieves! 393 00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:19,271 Get him out! 394 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,600 Tell him not to worry. 395 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,474 He needs the bathroom. 396 00:31:29,650 --> 00:31:32,352 Bertrand, go with him. - Yes, sir. 397 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:37,560 It'll be good as new in no time. 398 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:43,805 Will he? Now who'll drive it? 399 00:31:43,983 --> 00:31:50,478 Sir, I have a young civilian driver. He's very good. I’ll vouch for him. 400 00:31:52,608 --> 00:31:52,856 Banco! 401 00:31:55,525 --> 00:32:03,607 Before your tour of the town, I’ll show you our latest computing innovation. 402 00:32:08,233 --> 00:32:10,058 Gimme that! 403 00:32:12,358 --> 00:32:14,811 Wear this. - It’ll cramp my style. 404 00:32:14,983 --> 00:32:19,024 Even a cretin with mitts on could drive this baby! 405 00:32:19,192 --> 00:32:22,308 Take him away! - No, it's OK. 406 00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:28,721 Told you! - Never mind. No one'll see. 407 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,305 Go on! Ninja! 408 00:32:33,442 --> 00:32:37,898 How do you stop it? - You just have to say "Nip". 409 00:32:39,108 --> 00:32:40,518 Ninja! 410 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:46,724 The mission's simple. We prepared a demonstration. With fake attacks! 411 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:52,137 Like the ghost train? - Yes, so as to impress the Nip. 412 00:32:54,358 --> 00:32:57,689 Above all, don't worry. Let things happen. 413 00:32:57,858 --> 00:32:59,683 If the Nip... 414 00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:06,352 Don't play while I’m talking. - You keep saying "Nip"! 415 00:33:07,483 --> 00:33:09,557 Great! - Not bad. 416 00:33:10,692 --> 00:33:15,183 Sir, we shall now escort you to your hotel. 417 00:33:15,358 --> 00:33:17,396 Get in! 418 00:33:22,442 --> 00:33:24,100 Up shit creek again! 419 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:37,106 Forward! 420 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,018 They're here. 421 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:12,017 On this road. It’s going as planned. 422 00:34:12,192 --> 00:34:15,688 Very good, Katano. Let me hear them. 423 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:25,723 Spring Roll, come in. 424 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:30,018 Hey, Emilien, come in! 425 00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:33,059 Do you read me? - Loud 'n' clear. 426 00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:38,186 We just left for the 1st trap. Be with you in 20 minutes. 427 00:34:38,358 --> 00:34:41,724 OK, 20 minutes to warm up. 428 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:48,180 What about us? What can we do for about 20 minutes? 429 00:34:48,358 --> 00:34:50,811 I don't know. Any ideas? 430 00:34:50,983 --> 00:34:54,396 Yeah, but 20 centim... minutes is too short! 431 00:34:54,567 --> 00:35:00,681 Oh yeah? So, we need an idea we could start now and finish later. 432 00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:03,607 Yes, that would work! 433 00:35:03,775 --> 00:35:07,354 But... I too have an idea. 434 00:35:07,525 --> 00:35:10,855 I’m sure you'll really like it. 435 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:13,348 Oh yeah? It may be the same one. 436 00:35:13,525 --> 00:35:15,811 That'd be marvellous! 437 00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:20,806 It'd be ideal! Go on, you first. 438 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:29,265 Make the most of these few quiet moments... 439 00:35:29,442 --> 00:35:31,148 to learn Japanese! 440 00:35:31,317 --> 00:35:33,852 It wasn't the same idea. 441 00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:41,065 He won't see much of Marseille. 442 00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:45,014 Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag. 443 00:35:45,192 --> 00:35:48,059 May I ask why your boss is here? 444 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:52,891 To sign very big contract and see anti-gang method. 445 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:56,148 He'll sure see that! - You know method? 446 00:35:56,317 --> 00:36:01,389 Sure I do! 1st, the suspect. He's probably guilty. 447 00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:04,102 A foreigner is doubly suspect! 448 00:36:04,275 --> 00:36:10,058 Then there's the guilty, foreign, tanned suspect! He's had it! 449 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:15,851 If he's tanned, he just sun-bathes and does nothing all day, he's a suspect! 450 00:36:16,025 --> 00:36:18,395 So, he's guilty. Faultless logic! 451 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,190 That boy any good? 452 00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:25,478 Very good. A young doctor, friend of my daughter's. 453 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:27,771 Something tells me they're flirting. 454 00:36:27,942 --> 00:36:30,347 Only natural at their age. - Quite. 455 00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:35,396 To make the guilty party confess, they use questioning! 456 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:38,897 Simple! They apply a trilogy like Star Wars. 457 00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:41,141 Episode 1: Beat him up! 458 00:36:41,317 --> 00:36:43,391 Good, healthy exercise! 459 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:48,354 Episode 2: Tax 'em to raise some cash for the Christmas party! 460 00:36:48,525 --> 00:36:51,357 Episode 3: Drink copiously! 461 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:56,597 I’m pleased some youngsters still respect our values. 462 00:36:56,775 --> 00:36:59,264 A good son-in-law. - Think so? 463 00:36:59,442 --> 00:37:01,231 Many French gangs? 464 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,346 The most dangerous are the heavy mob: 100,000 - strong! 465 00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:08,938 Easy to spot: Always guzzling beer! 466 00:37:12,525 --> 00:37:16,021 Go toward the port. - My pleasure, chief. 467 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:20,316 He sounds very polite. - Affirmative. Courteous, too. 468 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,145 Polite to your face, shaft you from behind! 469 00:37:25,317 --> 00:37:29,974 Like in the souk. A big smile as they steal your cash! 470 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,852 But I’ve got my eye on him. 471 00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:39,934 Tell me something. 472 00:37:40,108 --> 00:37:43,805 I’ve not been in the police long, but try me. 473 00:37:43,983 --> 00:37:48,440 What means the word your captain uses: "Nip"? 474 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,815 Why'd he stop? I said to beware! 475 00:37:52,983 --> 00:37:54,441 What's going on? 476 00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:58,684 Just a simultaneous translation problem! 477 00:38:02,483 --> 00:38:06,726 Cut the crap. We're at the meeting point in... now. 478 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,357 Don't worry! 479 00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:30,934 General alert. 480 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:53,811 Shit! There's a missile pointing at me. 481 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,725 Missile? What missile? 482 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:03,772 Atlas: Real-time missile diversion. 483 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:07,142 Unique! The Limeys won't get the ball! 484 00:39:07,317 --> 00:39:10,231 Impressive, but where's it headed? 485 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,310 Don't worry. Somewhere far out at sea. 486 00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:18,226 Shit, my boat! 487 00:39:39,192 --> 00:39:41,099 The high point of our show. 488 00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:48,976 Impressive! 489 00:39:51,192 --> 00:39:53,313 Very good work, Gibert. 490 00:39:53,483 --> 00:40:00,060 Thank you, sir, I’m so pleased to be able to try out this equipment at last. 491 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:13,518 Roadhog! 492 00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,978 OK, the coast is clear. 493 00:40:21,692 --> 00:40:27,440 Impressive - You get used to it. A regular day. 494 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:44,601 Your moves are improving, but not your accent. 495 00:40:45,858 --> 00:40:48,264 Spring Roll! Copy? 496 00:40:48,442 --> 00:40:52,021 Just fine. Did you make it. I mean, are you here? 497 00:40:52,192 --> 00:40:55,771 1st attack completed. Be with you in 5. 498 00:40:55,942 --> 00:40:57,600 Ready? 499 00:40:57,775 --> 00:41:03,475 Pétra and I were checking a few things out. A-OK. 500 00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:06,399 Emilien, Gibert here. 501 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:07,976 I’m counting on you. 502 00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:14,099 You can count on me, Pétra. I mean: you can count on Pétra! 503 00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:15,768 Count on Pétra! 504 00:41:19,317 --> 00:41:20,726 Go! 505 00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:47,724 Dammit, I told you to warm up! 506 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,309 We're hot! 507 00:41:49,483 --> 00:41:55,101 Gibert will kill you guys! Go warm up! 508 00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:58,972 Just off to the little girls' room. 509 00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:04,273 I’ll go with you. You never know. 510 00:42:19,942 --> 00:42:23,105 Can't you read? It says "Green light"! 511 00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:25,977 Get a move on, you fag! 512 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:27,559 Oh shit! 513 00:42:43,858 --> 00:42:46,975 Now turn left. I repeat left. 514 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,899 Yes, chief. I repeat, chief! 515 00:42:53,525 --> 00:42:56,973 He says you drive well. - I’m not moving! 516 00:42:57,150 --> 00:43:02,519 It freaks me out not to hear the engine speak to me. 517 00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:11,979 Putting in earplugs? Do I talk too much? 518 00:43:12,150 --> 00:43:15,646 Nein! It’s a miniature ear transmitter. 519 00:43:15,817 --> 00:43:18,483 Brand-new! I’m on channel 1. 520 00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:21,565 But how do we talk? 521 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:27,647 I know you French can't handle it, but an order isn't to be discussed! 522 00:43:27,817 --> 00:43:32,972 Yeah, but if you have a problem what do I do? 523 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:37,481 Can you hear me? 524 00:43:41,442 --> 00:43:44,191 1 bang means yes, 2 means no! 525 00:43:47,483 --> 00:43:49,723 Mind if we keep chatting? 526 00:43:51,358 --> 00:43:58,268 That's good, 'cause the closed door makes it easier to talk to you. 527 00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:04,521 I don't dare to say things to your face. 528 00:44:07,358 --> 00:44:12,229 Your eyes trouble me. They're so... 529 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,023 so blue! 530 00:44:15,942 --> 00:44:18,726 What's Spring Roll up to? - What? 531 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:23,143 It’s in code. I just can't find the translation. 532 00:44:23,317 --> 00:44:25,852 When your eyes look at me... wow! 533 00:44:26,025 --> 00:44:28,560 It’s a 1st, or I had my back turned. 534 00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:34,349 Part of method? - You bet! Daniel's method! 535 00:44:35,608 --> 00:44:40,230 It’s good to open my heart to you. 536 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,437 You don't mind too much? 537 00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:51,932 Should I go on, then? 538 00:44:52,108 --> 00:44:53,518 I don't get it! 539 00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:59,025 Have you noticed that I’m much closer to you now? 540 00:45:01,067 --> 00:45:02,476 "No"? 541 00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:09,398 Good! 542 00:45:11,233 --> 00:45:17,479 OK, Pétra, I’ll say something you may find shocking. Here goes. 543 00:45:17,650 --> 00:45:19,440 He'll screw up! 544 00:45:19,608 --> 00:45:24,598 Well, since Day One, I’ve known I love you! 545 00:45:27,317 --> 00:45:29,307 Well played! - Told you! 546 00:45:29,483 --> 00:45:31,059 There, I said it! 547 00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:35,772 Now put me out of my misery: Is it mutual? 548 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,565 So, uh... 549 00:45:39,025 --> 00:45:43,184 1 bang: yes, 2 means no. 550 00:45:45,317 --> 00:45:48,848 Change channels to talk dirty! We're working! 551 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:52,853 Left here, kid. - Yes, pops! 552 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,058 He's not one of us. 553 00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:19,396 That's for sure. He's not one of us. 554 00:46:38,067 --> 00:46:41,479 What're you playing at? Go on! Ninja! 555 00:46:41,650 --> 00:46:44,731 Sorry to be so down: I smell a trap. 556 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:49,439 Smell a trap? I don't smell a thing. Do you, sir? 557 00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:58,564 Strange how those trucks are parked. Just room for 1 car! 558 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:04,273 No, there's no trap. I checked the map. No trap here. 559 00:47:04,442 --> 00:47:07,191 Drive on! - If you say so. 560 00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:12,226 I should know. 561 00:47:20,525 --> 00:47:22,765 Well, I never! A trap! 562 00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,726 What's he up to? 563 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:41,934 What page? 564 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,184 That's not on my list. 565 00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:08,726 Hats off! 566 00:48:10,817 --> 00:48:12,973 Shit! Glad it's not my taxi! 567 00:48:27,983 --> 00:48:30,519 What happened? Where's the Nip? 568 00:48:30,692 --> 00:48:34,732 Some Ninjas... came, and the Secretary went. 569 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:37,389 What? He didn't fly away? 570 00:48:37,567 --> 00:48:43,397 He did! At that speed, he must be on his way to Mars! 571 00:48:43,567 --> 00:48:48,058 Ask Atlas. It must've spotted him! 572 00:48:48,233 --> 00:48:50,935 General alert! 573 00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:53,767 Stop! Police! 574 00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:49,726 Shit! 575 00:50:25,108 --> 00:50:27,941 Complex town, huh? Small streets! 576 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,431 The jails are no bigger! 577 00:50:30,608 --> 00:50:36,392 Lie down there! I’m crack shot, so no tricks! 578 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,641 You speak French? 579 00:50:38,817 --> 00:50:40,973 Me warn you: me shoot! 580 00:50:41,150 --> 00:50:42,559 Spread out! 581 00:50:59,442 --> 00:51:03,103 Is that how you wanna play it? All right! 582 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:16,022 Now where are they? They didn't fly away, too? 583 00:51:16,192 --> 00:51:18,597 Where's Emilien? Emilien! 584 00:51:20,317 --> 00:51:23,564 I reckon he's near the garbage. 585 00:51:23,733 --> 00:51:27,727 I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered. 586 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:30,270 They took the Secretary! - Which one? 587 00:51:30,442 --> 00:51:33,772 The Nip, not ours. It’s a disaster! 588 00:51:33,942 --> 00:51:36,430 Yeah, and they got Pétra, too. 589 00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:41,266 Good. She speaks Japanese, so he'll be less alone. 590 00:52:09,317 --> 00:52:12,896 Lilly, I’m coming. Your dad made me stay! 591 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:17,558 But it's been 2 hours. I’m hot all over. 592 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:20,684 All over? - Yeah, all over! 593 00:52:20,858 --> 00:52:22,896 I’ll be on fire soon. 594 00:52:23,067 --> 00:52:26,728 I’m coming. Watch a documentary - it'll calm you down! 595 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:29,933 I’ll be 5 minutes. - Too long! 596 00:52:30,108 --> 00:52:31,518 4 minutes! 597 00:52:43,733 --> 00:52:47,941 It’s my fault for leaving her in the john! 598 00:52:48,108 --> 00:52:53,808 You shoulda gone with her. - I thought of that. I did. But... 599 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:57,851 Finished scratching about yet? 600 00:52:58,025 --> 00:53:02,019 There were indeed cars here. 3 of them. 601 00:53:02,192 --> 00:53:06,102 You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that? 602 00:53:06,275 --> 00:53:09,273 Don't you have any clues to get us started? 603 00:53:09,442 --> 00:53:14,810 We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab. That'll tell us more. 604 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:18,147 They'll have time to swim back to Tokyo! 605 00:53:23,192 --> 00:53:27,137 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi now. 606 00:53:27,317 --> 00:53:28,893 Want your convertible? 607 00:53:29,067 --> 00:53:33,191 We're in shit! These clowns are shaving the road! 608 00:53:33,358 --> 00:53:35,183 Please help us find a clue. 609 00:53:35,358 --> 00:53:39,434 Look, Lilly's on fire. She might burn herself. 610 00:53:39,608 --> 00:53:43,353 They got my girl. Give me 2 minutes of your time. 611 00:53:43,525 --> 00:53:47,140 Take a look, then I’ll handle it. 612 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,310 From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishis. 613 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,106 A new model. 614 00:53:59,608 --> 00:54:02,310 Tires straight from Japan. - How d'you know? 615 00:54:02,483 --> 00:54:04,557 Smell it. - Fish. 616 00:54:04,733 --> 00:54:07,304 Meaning? - A restaurant? 617 00:54:07,483 --> 00:54:11,429 You got fish oil for brains? Restaurants and ports! 618 00:54:11,608 --> 00:54:17,059 They were on a boat from Japan! - So, that's why they smell of fish! 619 00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:20,681 See? Now, are they stolen cars? - Easy! 620 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,394 Alain! - I’m onto it. 621 00:54:23,567 --> 00:54:26,481 OK, you put your tweezers down. 622 00:54:26,650 --> 00:54:33,180 On Monday morning, you'll get a whistle and be put on traffic duty! 623 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,768 Idiots! 624 00:54:35,942 --> 00:54:38,726 Nothing stolen from the port. 625 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:43,557 Bingo! - What? It just means you were wrong. 626 00:54:43,733 --> 00:54:47,478 Why wasn't the theft declared? 627 00:54:47,650 --> 00:54:50,980 'Cause they use the warehouse as a base! 628 00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:53,390 You can be real smart! 629 00:54:53,567 --> 00:54:59,018 General alert! - No, Emilien. That's always my line. 630 00:54:59,192 --> 00:55:02,024 Explain it to me once more. 631 00:55:05,192 --> 00:55:07,762 I’m on my way! You watching TV? 632 00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:12,978 No, I stopped. There was a report on animal sex. I burned the rug! 633 00:55:13,150 --> 00:55:14,892 Lilly's worried. 634 00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:16,476 Give me that. 635 00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:21,391 Tell your mom it's OK, but I need to commandeer your friend. 636 00:55:21,567 --> 00:55:24,137 He did a great job. Good recruit. 637 00:55:24,317 --> 00:55:29,519 He'll bring me home. You can say goodnight then. Bye, hon. 638 00:55:29,692 --> 00:55:33,520 C'mon, let's go. The mission's not over. 639 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:18,567 What's Gibert up to? 640 00:56:18,733 --> 00:56:25,061 I dunno. He's been in the john for ages, making weird noises. 641 00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:45,975 What's up? - I can't tell you. It’s... too horrible! 642 00:56:59,442 --> 00:57:03,222 They won't come. - What? 643 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:10,107 I think this was their 1st base. They're gone. Long gone. 644 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,730 Suspect approaching. Asian male. 645 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:33,932 They always return to the crime scene! Police Academy, lesson 1! Positions! 646 00:57:36,525 --> 00:57:37,934 Captain? 647 00:57:38,817 --> 00:57:41,933 Suspects approaching front door. 648 00:57:42,108 --> 00:57:43,518 Perfect! 649 00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:47,392 I’m ready for 'em! 650 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:03,021 Hey, you sure about this? 651 00:58:03,192 --> 00:58:05,976 What? It’s the heist of the century! 652 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:10,357 There's a mountain of VCRs, boxed and awaiting delivery! 653 00:58:10,525 --> 00:58:12,729 They're about to break in. 654 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:16,976 We got 'em! - Emilien! You break in to your home? 655 00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,773 Sure. - Oh yeah? 656 00:58:18,942 --> 00:58:20,351 Well, no. 657 00:58:23,858 --> 00:58:27,354 Uh-oh! Chief, are you gonna...? 658 00:58:28,567 --> 00:58:33,852 I like to stay close to my men. Some action won't hurt me. 659 00:58:34,025 --> 00:58:37,023 Just like in the old days! 660 00:58:37,192 --> 00:58:41,648 It was long ago. - The memory is distant. 661 00:58:41,817 --> 00:58:43,807 But the reflexes... 662 00:58:45,442 --> 00:58:47,314 are still intact! 663 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:51,769 Believe me. Thanks! 664 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:02,690 Sure there's no cops? - Relax, dammit! There's no one here! 665 00:59:02,858 --> 00:59:07,848 They're all watching the game. Every cop's in front of a TV. 666 00:59:08,025 --> 00:59:11,058 Ready to attack? Wait for my signal. 667 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,935 You worry me. It’s a long way down. 668 00:59:19,108 --> 00:59:22,391 It’s OK. Tie the knot. I’ll do the rest. 669 00:59:22,567 --> 00:59:24,439 Uh-oh. 670 00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:30,436 See? They're all at the match, like I said! 671 00:59:33,608 --> 00:59:35,398 Attack! 672 00:59:42,192 --> 00:59:44,810 Shit! 673 00:59:44,983 --> 00:59:47,816 Emilien? - OK, chief. 674 00:59:47,983 --> 00:59:50,389 Bonzai! 675 00:59:51,817 --> 00:59:53,558 Someone being knifed? 676 01:00:00,233 --> 01:00:03,433 The knot's all right. - Yeah. 677 01:00:06,067 --> 01:00:07,559 Maybe the rope. 678 01:00:07,733 --> 01:00:10,648 You got the wrong one. - You're right. 679 01:00:10,817 --> 01:00:12,226 Ambulance! Now! 680 01:00:31,608 --> 01:00:35,140 I should never have left her or let him down. 681 01:00:35,317 --> 01:00:41,764 That's enough crying over spilled milk. It won't bring her back. Think! 682 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:45,686 I am! But we don't have a single lead to go on! 683 01:00:45,858 --> 01:00:47,766 Ask the right questions. 684 01:00:47,942 --> 01:00:52,315 Why didn't the Yakuza kill him at once? - They need him? 685 01:00:52,483 --> 01:00:55,896 Why? Did they ask for a ransom? - No. 686 01:00:56,067 --> 01:01:01,400 Why kidnap him here? They must have had a good reason. 687 01:01:01,567 --> 01:01:03,522 Why's he going to Paris? 688 01:01:03,692 --> 01:01:09,309 To sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear. 689 01:01:09,483 --> 01:01:14,769 There! Maybe they want to stop him. -Makes no sense. Why do that? 690 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:18,603 He's right. Yuki Tsumoto wants to stop him. 691 01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:22,982 I know you. Weren't you an air hostess before? 692 01:01:23,150 --> 01:01:28,103 I’m here to protect the Secretary. I’m in counter-espionage. 693 01:01:28,275 --> 01:01:32,565 Funny! I too am. I’m in counter-espionage. 694 01:01:32,733 --> 01:01:36,644 That's Daniel. - Intern. I’m learning to be stupid! 695 01:01:36,817 --> 01:01:39,815 Clever! Who's this Yuki Tsumoto? 696 01:01:39,983 --> 01:01:44,273 Yakuza. Controls the north. Powerful and conservative. 697 01:01:44,442 --> 01:01:48,021 Refuses airplanes, trains, nuclear power. 698 01:01:48,192 --> 01:01:51,604 As France is keen to sell, he's taking steps. 699 01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:55,816 The Secretary won't sign, nor will Japan ever again! 700 01:01:55,983 --> 01:01:59,563 Tsumoto sent over 2 masters in hypnosis. 701 01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:04,971 The Secretary, when the time is right will shoot someone. 702 01:02:05,150 --> 01:02:07,520 Perhaps the President. 703 01:02:07,692 --> 01:02:11,555 France will sever all diplomatic ties for years? 704 01:02:11,733 --> 01:02:13,356 Exactly. - Crazy! 705 01:02:13,525 --> 01:02:17,768 We must free your friend and the Secretary before 11. 706 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:22,931 I better tell my boss. - The cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 707 01:02:23,108 --> 01:02:26,640 Listen. You both got someone to save. 708 01:02:26,817 --> 01:02:31,770 As we're in a rush, we better not disturb the powers that be. 709 01:02:31,942 --> 01:02:33,731 No? - Right! 710 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:37,680 No Nip'll beat us! Pardon me! Where do we start? 711 01:02:37,858 --> 01:02:41,769 First, can you find them in Paris? - No way! 712 01:02:41,942 --> 01:02:42,972 Easy! Child's play! 713 01:03:11,233 --> 01:03:16,353 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, pal. 714 01:03:16,525 --> 01:03:19,523 They're hiding out in southern Paris. 715 01:03:19,692 --> 01:03:21,978 Sure it's her? Uh, them! 716 01:03:22,150 --> 01:03:26,606 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde. OK? 717 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:31,100 To the airport! - No plane for 3 hours. 718 01:03:33,858 --> 01:03:37,769 We can't wait. We must get there right away! 719 01:03:37,942 --> 01:03:40,146 Get up! It’s war! 720 01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:44,642 Men! - It’s me, Daniel! 721 01:03:45,817 --> 01:03:49,396 The troops? - Wiped out! Just us to save the day. 722 01:03:49,567 --> 01:03:52,020 You're indebted to me. - Affirmative! 723 01:03:52,192 --> 01:03:54,017 I need your help. 724 01:04:08,983 --> 01:04:11,140 Shit! What 're they up to? 725 01:04:21,317 --> 01:04:23,224 Cool, pal! Way to go! 726 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:28,685 I really hope you know what you're doing, 'cause I don't! 727 01:04:28,858 --> 01:04:31,691 Got a better idea? - Right now? No. 728 01:04:31,858 --> 01:04:33,683 Well, think fast! 729 01:04:57,358 --> 01:05:00,440 I got it! Let me out. - Too late! 730 01:05:20,442 --> 01:05:22,267 Are you cool? 731 01:05:22,442 --> 01:05:24,765 You bet! Cool as ice! 732 01:05:24,942 --> 01:05:26,518 Just shout, OK? 733 01:05:29,067 --> 01:05:32,018 OK, I’m shouting! We lost a parachute! 734 01:05:32,192 --> 01:05:35,474 There are 3. 1 or 2 always screw up! 735 01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:37,059 Oh, right! 736 01:05:40,358 --> 01:05:43,273 Got your license? - Yes. 737 01:05:43,442 --> 01:05:45,349 So, take over here. 738 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,350 C'mon, move! 739 01:05:56,067 --> 01:05:58,733 I’ll steer us. - Where do I go? 740 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:00,725 Straight ahead. 741 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:03,186 Straight ahead? OK! 742 01:06:04,358 --> 01:06:08,683 Come on, just relax. Be more zen. 743 01:06:11,858 --> 01:06:14,525 That's good. Real good. 744 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,686 Oh Lilly, you OK? 745 01:06:19,858 --> 01:06:24,018 Who's the warbler? - Air hostess. 746 01:06:24,192 --> 01:06:25,601 No, a nurse! 747 01:06:25,775 --> 01:06:29,057 You in a massage parlour? - No way, Lilly! 748 01:06:29,233 --> 01:06:32,267 We're in the sky. Your dad's guiding us. 749 01:06:32,442 --> 01:06:35,226 Emilien's steering, I’m fixing a parachute... 750 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,517 the nurse is singing to calm us down! 751 01:06:38,692 --> 01:06:40,517 You smoke a tree?! 752 01:06:40,692 --> 01:06:44,520 I’m trying to save Pétra and Japan's Secretary! 753 01:06:44,692 --> 01:06:47,262 I’ll call you when we land! 754 01:06:47,442 --> 01:06:48,851 Goddammit! 755 01:06:50,358 --> 01:06:52,847 You OK, hon? - Just fine! 756 01:06:54,233 --> 01:06:55,856 What a doubter! 757 01:06:58,650 --> 01:07:01,221 Try to turn left a bit. 758 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,264 Now, turn left. I repeat, left. 759 01:07:18,442 --> 01:07:19,851 Hi there! 760 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,851 It’s OK! Stay calm! Marseille Police! 761 01:07:26,025 --> 01:07:27,434 Move! 762 01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:36,649 You know them? - Yeah. 763 01:07:36,817 --> 01:07:41,225 An old pupil. Well, I’ll walk home. 764 01:07:43,525 --> 01:07:46,227 OK, Lionel? - Jacques, Mr. Coutta. 765 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,809 Hello there. 766 01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:56,182 All set, Coutta? - Just Japan's Secretary to come. 767 01:08:20,525 --> 01:08:22,315 I see her. 768 01:08:22,483 --> 01:08:26,098 God, she's lovely! I mean, she looks well. 769 01:08:26,275 --> 01:08:30,139 The Secretary? - Fine. He's exercising. 770 01:08:37,317 --> 01:08:43,598 Maybe we should get 'em back. - But we must warn your friend. 771 01:08:43,775 --> 01:08:45,481 It won't be easy. 772 01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:47,440 What a jerk I am! - Really? 773 01:08:47,608 --> 01:08:50,725 Her earphone! 774 01:08:55,317 --> 01:08:57,983 Are you ready to kill? 775 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,438 You hear me? 776 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:07,435 We're not far away. 777 01:09:08,025 --> 01:09:09,731 Get up... 778 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:14,059 and turn around. 779 01:09:16,983 --> 01:09:19,851 Show me your hands. 780 01:09:24,525 --> 01:09:27,855 What's going on? - It’s not me. 781 01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,395 You suck! - So do you! 782 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,474 Sit down. We're coming. 783 01:09:32,650 --> 01:09:35,482 Easy to say! - I got a plan. 784 01:09:35,650 --> 01:09:37,522 That's what worries me! 785 01:09:38,150 --> 01:09:43,222 You hear only what I tell you. 786 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,813 Only what I tell you. 787 01:09:51,525 --> 01:09:55,104 You obey me. 788 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:58,723 You do only what I tell you. 789 01:10:05,067 --> 01:10:08,349 I wanna go home! 790 01:10:08,525 --> 01:10:14,889 'Cause it's cold and I’m getting sick. 791 01:10:15,942 --> 01:10:20,931 You're going to sleep. 792 01:10:25,775 --> 01:10:27,896 Raise your arms. 793 01:10:34,983 --> 01:10:37,768 Hey, it's my turn now! Come on! 794 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,608 I’m not bad at hypnosis! 795 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:43,264 Sit! Good! 796 01:10:43,442 --> 01:10:47,649 Now lie down! Very, very good! 797 01:10:47,817 --> 01:10:50,103 Now sleep! 798 01:10:53,067 --> 01:10:56,183 Freeze or you'll sleep, too! 799 01:10:56,358 --> 01:10:58,598 OK, I’ll cover you. 800 01:11:03,233 --> 01:11:06,267 Hey, girls, what're you doing? 801 01:11:53,983 --> 01:11:56,223 No need. I had 'em covered. 802 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,058 It’s not loaded. 803 01:11:58,233 --> 01:12:00,473 What's that? 804 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,273 How come? 805 01:12:04,275 --> 01:12:08,731 It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday. 806 01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:13,190 So... it was never loaded? 807 01:12:13,358 --> 01:12:15,847 So you wouldn't get hurt. 808 01:12:39,150 --> 01:12:42,065 I’m late. Help me out! 809 01:12:45,483 --> 01:12:48,054 It’s OK, I’ll manage. 810 01:12:50,525 --> 01:12:52,018 Jump in there! 811 01:12:52,192 --> 01:12:54,313 Are you sure? 812 01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:56,391 I don't wanna fall down! 813 01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:17,974 Catch those clowns! 814 01:13:44,983 --> 01:13:46,974 Fancy some sushi? 815 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:48,643 No exit, Daniel! 816 01:14:20,275 --> 01:14:22,349 Nips closing in! 817 01:14:35,275 --> 01:14:36,684 One less! 818 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:41,139 We'll get out here. 819 01:15:01,358 --> 01:15:03,598 We're too heavy. They're good! 820 01:15:03,775 --> 01:15:06,524 Ask your colleagues to help out. 821 01:15:06,692 --> 01:15:09,606 Forget it. Paris Police hate us. 822 01:15:09,775 --> 01:15:12,607 You just never asked 'em politely! 823 01:15:12,775 --> 01:15:14,184 What the... ? 824 01:15:25,817 --> 01:15:28,352 You faggots not at the parade? 825 01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:34,024 Soldiers ain't your thing? You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs? 826 01:15:34,192 --> 01:15:36,941 How 'bout a love parade? 827 01:15:37,108 --> 01:15:39,146 Catch me if you can! 828 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:49,481 You went a bit far! - Don't worry! They love it! 829 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:54,981 Catch him alive! I’ll kill him myself! 830 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,265 Where are you? 831 01:16:16,150 --> 01:16:17,940 Where's Trocadero? 832 01:16:18,108 --> 01:16:20,064 Change at Chatelet! 833 01:16:36,733 --> 01:16:38,558 A bus! 834 01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:55,271 Oh, the Eiffel Tower! 835 01:17:03,650 --> 01:17:05,687 Off the grass! 836 01:17:19,858 --> 01:17:21,268 Straight on! 837 01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,851 OK! 838 01:17:27,525 --> 01:17:29,765 There's one! 839 01:17:29,942 --> 01:17:31,565 Get the taxi! 840 01:17:33,150 --> 01:17:34,892 Kamikaze! - Kami what? 841 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:01,060 I can't shake 'em! We're too heavy! 842 01:19:01,233 --> 01:19:03,437 I’ll get out! - No, try again! 843 01:19:03,608 --> 01:19:05,018 I can't! 844 01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:11,435 Call the General. - General! 845 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:14,690 Loud 'n clear! How's your tour going? 846 01:19:14,858 --> 01:19:16,316 Whizzing by! 847 01:19:16,483 --> 01:19:21,603 He's gotta block the Dauphine tunnel. We'll trap 'em! 848 01:19:21,775 --> 01:19:23,481 Give me 5 minutes. 849 01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:29,396 Picard? Bertineau here. - Sir! 850 01:19:29,567 --> 01:19:34,354 Got a spare tank or two? - Sure I have. 851 01:19:36,983 --> 01:19:38,974 He better hurry up! 852 01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:54,018 We're there. What's he up to? 853 01:19:55,108 --> 01:19:57,857 OK, sir, the tunnel is blocked. 854 01:19:58,025 --> 01:19:59,434 4 mins. 32 secs. 855 01:19:59,608 --> 01:20:02,014 Well done, sir. - Hang on! 856 01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:11,978 I don't wanna play! - You wanna get shot down? 857 01:20:12,150 --> 01:20:14,354 I don't wanna hit a tank! 858 01:20:15,733 --> 01:20:18,980 I wanna spend time with Pétra before I die! 859 01:20:19,150 --> 01:20:22,183 I’m taking you to Heaven! 860 01:20:24,025 --> 01:20:27,189 I wanna stay here on Earth! 861 01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:05,519 Learn to drive, you moron! 862 01:21:07,983 --> 01:21:09,642 You scared me again! 863 01:21:09,817 --> 01:21:12,933 Maybe one day you'll trust me! 864 01:21:17,150 --> 01:21:21,014 You're wonderful. Be his driver in Japan. 865 01:21:21,192 --> 01:21:26,347 Thanks, but right now, I just want to go home. 866 01:21:26,525 --> 01:21:29,891 Yeah, we're going home. Want dropping off somewhere? 867 01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:36,643 Not the TV! 868 01:21:36,817 --> 01:21:40,597 Just 5 minutes. I want to see your father. 869 01:21:50,233 --> 01:21:53,397 It looks like Daniel's taxi! 870 01:22:13,817 --> 01:22:19,730 Well, that's brand-new. A stealth taxi. 871 01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:26,146 I’ll drop you at the grandstand. This place freaks me out.